UNIt XXVIII: Universations 619 - 648

619

How did we end up here?
Our evil deeds preceded us.
Do you ever get tired of gnashing your teeth?
I'm just glad I've still got teeth.

620

What was he after?
What else? Fame and fortune.
He got it.
He sure did.

621

Is love the result of too many martinis?
Perhaps.
What about the olives?
The olives were definitely tasty.

622

Are we on schedule?
I think so.
Is that a good thing?
It is if you're ready to get it over with.

623

Should we eat something that we didn't grow ourselves?
If it's edible, yes.

624

Why do meetings seem to last so long?
Are you criticizing our last meeting?
Oh, no. Ours are different.

625

Did I miss an important message?
We all did.
How do you know?
I caught the next one.


626

We would all like a big canvas on which to paint.
Instead, we find ourselves in cramped spaces.
At least you have a window.

627

Friends to the end?
Depends on how long it takes the end to get here.

628

People are fascinated with their own image.
Especially when it's their own children.

629

We are quite familiar with our interior designs.
We become enamored with them.
And then they lead us astray.

630

When did we start kidding ourselves?
A cold morning in February when a few birds sang.

631

How did you learn to hit a baseball?
I prayed a lot.

632

We sometimes have to fight for what we know is right.
Even when we're wrong?

633

How do you pay back an overwhelming debt?
By believing in yourself.
Will that really work?
Try it.

634

I renew the inner man every day.
That's an extremely short subscription term.

635

Our funds are running low.
Pretty soon they'll all be gone.
They went fast.
Whose fault is that?

636

What is your point precisely?
That there are enduring truths.
How long exactly?
Oh, at least an hour or two.

637

What worries you most about the end of the world?
Inconvenience.

638

What's been working lately?
Everything but the kitchen sink.

639

Did he make the team?
That hasn't been decided yet.
I thought it was all pre-arranged.
You wish.

640

A sense of doom pervades the atmosphere.
I'm glad that you noticed.

641

Where do you get your ideas from?
Anywhere I can find them.

642

No one appreciates a good miracle anymore.
The same could be said for good food too.
That will continue until good food becomes a miracle.

643

When does one's body normally start falling apart?
Just when you really start needing it.

644

Winter doesn't want to leave.
Neither does our discontent.

645

You intuitive types are somewhat annoying.
I had no idea.

646

What would you like to know?
I would like to know how to travel through interstellar space.
I didn't expect that answer.

647

Taxes are rising.
Yes, but at least the ocean isn't.

648

Will we reap what we sow?
You should anticipate a bountiful crop.

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