UNIt XXXII: Universations 748 - 779

748


Life is always easier when it has an air of certainty about it.
But fun and easy aren't always synonyms.
Fun just seems easy.


749


I didn't get my check this month.
Must've got lost in the mail.
That's impossible.
Really? Why?
I'm the mailman.


750


Did you have your coffee this morning?
Why do you want to know?
I figured something had been missed in the morning routine.


751


Look down to the valley below.
Yes.
What do you see?
A place that awaits.


752


Should our activities be protected?
Protection is the last thing we need.
What's the first thing?
Opportunity.


753


How is the investigation proceeding?
The detective is on break.
Good. Maybe now we'll finally make some progress.


754


Don't you have some friends in high places?
Too high for me to reach.
Isn't that the way it always is?


755

Is it time to cut the grass?
No, it's time to let it grow.


756


What does your happiness hinge on?
The right word at the right time.


757


It's rather cool here on the outskirts of reality.
The pain of living is less, though.
Do you think we'll ever make it back to the inner domain?
Our lives depend on it.


758


Losing has always been part of the game.
But will the game always be part of us?


759

I feel a headache coming on.
Tell it to go away.
Where will it go?
To someone who deserves it.


760


The wind is relentless.
It's the Nebraska effect.
Will it ever stop?
Only when it finds someplace else to linger.


761


Take a moment to reflect.
OK. Now what?


762


You've really been into exercise lately.
It's a substitute for thinking.


763


Can we be friends?
Define friend.


764


I dream too much at night.
Is that bad?
I have no dreams for the day.


765


The clouds rule the sky.
I still plan to walk on them someday.
I'll be watching from below.


766


Some days you don't need sunglasses.
I'm more worried about the days they won't do any good.


767


Did you plan on being rich?
No.
How did it happen?
I had a spiritual awakening.


768


What quality do you have the most of?
Time.
What quality the least?
Energy.


769


The waiting room is crowded.
No surprise there.
Is it worth waiting for?
Oh, yes.


770


She has beautiful skin.
She uses a good moisturizer.
Which is?
Her tears.


771


Change is in the air.
I knew I smelled something.


772


What lies at the bottom of the ocean?
I don't know. Do you have any ideas?
Yes. It's the ultimate rug.


773


How precious is your freedom?
Do you have to ask?


774

Safety first.
That's a lesson mankind has never learned.


775


Your arguments don't hold water.
I would say the same for your conclusions.


776


What have you confirmed?
Something I already knew.


777


What did you do last Saturday?
I took it easy.
Sunday?
Even easier.
Monday must have been a day of great achievement.


778


Are you ready to go home?
Only if we travel by foot.
It'll be harder that way.
The slower we go, the more time we'll have to change our mind.


779


Whatever happened to the Sword of Damocles?
It's hanging over your head.

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