649
Have you met any Gnostics lately?
How would I know if I did?
650
How far can we retreat?
Until it's no longer prudent to do so.
How far is that?
We're still measuring.
651
Did you remember to buckle up for safety?
No.
Why not?
Whose safety are we talking about?
652
How alone are we?
It's a universal aloneness.
Will we always be alone?
Maybe not forever.
653
How's work been going?
We've been running out of nails.
Well, that explains why everything's been falling apart.
654
Cold winters are a thing of the past.
We must be living in the past.
655
Everyone's life is a gamble.
I wouldn't bet on it.
656
In whom can we believe?
The one behind the third door.
Do you mean the blue one?
Well, the second door might be a better choice.
657
Why do we assign blame to the innocent?
Because we don't want to blame ourselves.
658
We are descending into a man-made hell.
I'm getting off at the next stop.
We won't stop until we get there.
I was afraid of that.
659
When did you know the ballgame was lost?
About halfway through the National Anthem.
660
We finally got some sunshine.
Yea, now we can see just how bad everything is.
661
We have a galaxy to explore.
That's all? I was hoping for more.
662
Has the search for meaning taken a holiday?
More like a dead whale on the beach.
663
What's better than sitting in the sun on a cool, late winter's day?
There must be something better.
Let me know when you discover it. You know where to find me.
664
Why attempt to improve on perfection?
Because it passes the time?
665
When do we go home?
When the sun is through retreating.
You mean at night?
No, I mean tomorrow morning.
666
We are known by the object of our search.
Some search for gold.
Others for a heart of gold.
667
Is it a good idea to be comfortable with ourselves?
It's nice first thing in the morning but it's essential at night.
668
Does God have a sidekick?
He doesn't need one.
He does it all himself?
The important parts, anyway.
669
What's the future of the yellow school bus?
Hard to predict but easy to spot.
670
Are you good at making small talk?
I wish I wasn't.
671
How far does time go back?
That's a question that would take too long to answer.
672
Do any creatures give us more than cows?
The cows have been asking the same question.
673
Why are we here?
To discuss why things move in different directions but end up at the same place.
Are you sure about that?
Not totally. That's why we need to discuss it.
674
What's your idea of a good sandwich?
One that has the taste of summer.
675
We should be glad for rain even when it's inconvenient.
676
Do you spend much time staring out the window?
It's an occupational hazard.
677
Have you ever seen a box that every side was a different color?
No.
It was still a box.
678
Where is freedom?
Freedom is all around us.
Really?
Yes, but it’s waiting for a commitment from you.
679
Can evil only be stopped by a stronger power?
Sometimes evil stops itself.
Does that happen often?
It always eventually happens, but sometimes we don't have the luxury of waiting.
680
I think you forgot to engage the turn signal.
I'm turning anyway.
681
Are you haunted by your memories?
Only the ones I actually remember.
682
The more we find out the less we seem to know.
Yes, our lack of knowledge keeps accumulating.
Where will we put this lack?
We'll build a storehouse for it.
At least that's something we know how to do.
683
I was worried about something until I came to a startling revelation.
And what might that be?
That it was none of my business.
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